jesussbabymomma:

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jesussbabymomma:

haha, anyone here into White Facebook Mom roleplay ;) ?

Haha, this is terrific Pam

Thanks Bill. I do become quite a “wild card” at night….looks like I need more tequila!!!! How’s the wife?

HI PAM ITS HELEN PTA MEETING THURSDAY

Helen, I’m sorry but I can’t make it to the PTA meeting. I have to take Emma to her soccer game. :( Send Pat my best!

PAT THIS IS GRANDMA….,,,..GRANDPA JIM ISNT DOING TOO WELL….STOP BY SOON WITH THE KIDS….HE ONLY HAS DAYS LEFT,,,…REMEMBER TO RETURN MY SILVEWARE BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE….LOTS OF LOVE….

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victorpopejr:

Hospital drama

Person 1: “The doctor just told me I only have 4 days to live.”

Person 2: “You’re sick?!”

Person 1: ” No. He just doesn’t like me.”

Doctor: [shouting] “I’ll fuck you up on Tuesday!”

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